1. I do not recap my toothpaste- this is a real spot of contention..why the hell should I put the cap back on tightly when I am going to take it off again 12 hours later? Yeah there is probably that bacteria argument but I am just fine..cough cough.
2. I am a neurotic mother- I freaked out because Levi had a left hand preference at 3 months..then I told the pediatrician he would never crawl at 6 months..he crawled two weeks later. Of course I still think he has brain damage from having the cord wrapped around his neck twice at birth and looking like a smurf- this will not be resolved fully until I see his first grade report card, high school transcripts, AP test results, and
SAT score- you get the idea.
3. I enjoy to watch the FOOD network- I just can't get enough..Best Thing I Ever Ate, Chopped, Cupcake Wars, Iron Chef..yet I can't cook worth CRAP...oh the irony.Sorry about that.
4. I really hate your TV Shows- Yes Lawrence you know I really hate the Simpsons. I am not sure how many 38 year old men record the Simpsons everyday and if this is normal activity but I can't get over the fact those damn kids don't age. I even think Family Guy is not funny anymore. "Animation Domination"? More like Animation Abomination!
5. I like to eat dinner at 5 pm- Take me to old age home now why don't you? Early bird special? Check! I am sorry if it's not cool to arrive at Katsuya at 5pm..if they are even open then.
6. I like to sleep in your XL white tee shirts - A closet full of cute PJ's? Even "sexy" ones that people gave me as presents..check. Well sorry but after a kid..that drawer might as well be filled with cook books because I will never use it.
Most (maybe all) toothpaste has a flip cap now. How old is your tube of toothpaste ... from the late 90s? My name is McLovin ... I solve problems.
ReplyDeleteSo funny! Well, you know, there me be a few things you've come to learn about me that may not be so wonderful, either. Just for the record, there's nothing wrong with animated TV.
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